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I’m suffering from a severe case of of longing as I wait for my Jeep to be built. Symptoms include: random bouts of glee followed by impatience, calendar anxiety, heart palpitations, uncontrollable talking about when my jeep will be ready, loss of friends, bankruptcy from buying every jeep swag ever made, butterflies in the stomach, eye strain from watching every jeep 4XE YouTube video ever made, giddiness and jeepsteria.
Not sure if there’s something I can do for my illness while I await the cure—which requires me to be physically contained within my Jeep for several hours at a time, on a regular basis. Preferably with the Jeep atop the sandy and healing shores of Corolla beach. Beach ponies are widely known to expedite the cure of all known ailments.
To all who suffer, you are not alone.
Not sure if there’s something I can do for my illness while I await the cure—which requires me to be physically contained within my Jeep for several hours at a time, on a regular basis. Preferably with the Jeep atop the sandy and healing shores of Corolla beach. Beach ponies are widely known to expedite the cure of all known ailments.
To all who suffer, you are not alone.